Sooo I went out last night… Not really, I just picked up a couple of girlfriends of mine and we got some Mc Donalds (far from the sushi I’d hoped for).I thought I would go out, but there was absolutely nothing going on except some LAME house parties near my campus full of wanna be players and scrubs. Needless to say the parties always get shut down by the campus flashlight cops around 12:30am. If all else fails, go to your BF’s house… so that’s what I did, a little eye candy is good for you. So much for Fantastic Friday. However, I haven’t lost all hope, today’s Super Saturday! Although I know that it too will be filled with wanna be’s that have no game and continue to try and give you the same old lines…It wont hurt to try and enjoy the rapid weekend once more…
Wanna Be: What’s up? What’s your name?
Chick: Lina, what’s yours?
Wanna Be: D
Chick: No, I mean what’s the name your mother gave you..
Wanna Be: Oh… Derrick
Chick: Ok… (crickets chirping)
Wanna Be: So what ya’ll gettin’ into tonight?
Chick: Nothing, I’m about to go home.
Wanna Be: We bout head to my apartment, you and your girl(s) should come…
Chick: ( yeah right) Nah… I gotta work tomorrow… ( lol. don’t even have a job)
Wanna Be: You gotta man?
Chick: Yeah…(code for ‘don’t ask me for my number’)
Wanna Be: Can you have friends? (code for ‘I don’t give a damn)
Chick: Sure… (damn he’s gonna ask anyway!)
Wanna Be: Well can I get your number so I can call you sometime?
Chick: I’ll get yours, what is it?
Wanna Be: 123-456-7890
Chick: What’s your name again? (proof that she hasn’t been listening to a damn thing he said)
Wanna Be: D
Afterwards, the number is thrown into the icy abyss of “No Call”. So sad… NOT !!!!
Peace and Love,
Good Girl
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